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Happy Father’s Day to the person who will always give you the entire tissue box even if you specifically ask for only one tissue.

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Happy Father’s Day to the person who says yes to pretty much all of my ideas, unless they involve rearranging furniture.

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Happy Father’s Day to the person who owns an illegal amount of Steely Dan shirts and hats.

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Happy Father’s Day to the person who gets weird before you want them to.

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Happy Father’s Day to the person who takes out our trash.

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Happy Father’s Day to the person I’ve spent the most nights sleeping next to.

Can’t sleep? Try shredding cardboard while listening to This American Life in your underwear while using a Pilates reformer as a chair.

In Hanks world of only being exposed to children's animation through branded food package while grocery shopping, minions are owls, mickey is a dog, and spongebob is "that yellow thing with the eyes"

I love "collaborating with our designer" aka asking them to try 10,000 different things while I watch on a screen share and tease them about things like not knowing the exact spec of every element from memory.

Compared to the demanding and complaining I got the last time I was appointed this position it’s a huge improvement!

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Hank, while I act as their popsicle holder: “Excuse me can you please scoot it up so persons can eat it?”

I think I'm going to start 7 other projects instead of doing the small task that I actually need to get done.

When will I learn that a pound of dried leaves is too many dried leaves

Explaining to my toddler that their grandma can’t join us for dinner because she’s involved in a final fantasy wedding this weekend.

Happy Monday. I spelled preschool wrong when writing the check for my child's school application free.

Henri about popsicle molds: “We didn’t order them, we just got them. We got them…the day you were born.”

my copy writing skills have unfortunately been highly influenced by only reading children's books, reddit comments, and posts here for the last three years.

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