Sydney (admom) @sydney@cooler.mom

You can’t tell me it’s not Friday

Happy Monday. I spelled preschool wrong when writing the check for my child's school application free.

Henri about popsicle molds: “We didn’t order them, we just got them. We got them…the day you were born.”

my copy writing skills have unfortunately been highly influenced by only reading children's books, reddit comments, and posts here for the last three years.

I even thought "wow, this is some really dry, flavorless coconut. maybe I should store it in a different container?"

don't be like me and mistake panko breadcrumbs and shredded coconut when making granola

no one wants to explain the weird shit they do online to mom, I get it.

can't say I'm surprised that no one gave the mom in their life the gift of a cooler.moms account for mothers day

Happy tell a mom who is cooler than you that they should join cooler.mom day!

I cannot locate the off switch

alex isn't going gray, I paint individual strands of his hair with a silver sharpie every night while he's sleeping

visualizing myself melting into a puddle of goo

don’t tell dad 😎

I hurt my upper back sleeping

disdusting

dust is disgusting

it looks like my child takes after me with the whole "if you ask if I'm okay too many times I will cry regardless of if I am actually okay or not" thing

Wow I’m so disappointed this did not take off overnight.

Fondue, but it’s melted butter instead of cheese.

I have never seen my child more afraid than when they see a vehicle with a mouth.