Show newer

Happy Monday. I spelled preschool wrong when writing the check for my child's school application free.

Henri about popsicle molds: “We didn’t order them, we just got them. We got them…the day you were born.”

my copy writing skills have unfortunately been highly influenced by only reading children's books, reddit comments, and posts here for the last three years.

I even thought "wow, this is some really dry, flavorless coconut. maybe I should store it in a different container?"

Show thread

don't be like me and mistake panko breadcrumbs and shredded coconut when making granola

no one wants to explain the weird shit they do online to mom, I get it.

Show thread

can't say I'm surprised that no one gave the mom in their life the gift of a cooler.moms account for mothers day

Happy tell a mom who is cooler than you that they should join day!

alex isn't going gray, I paint individual strands of his hair with a silver sharpie every night while he's sleeping

visualizing myself melting into a puddle of goo

it looks like my child takes after me with the whole "if you ask if I'm okay too many times I will cry regardless of if I am actually okay or not" thing

Wow I’m so disappointed this did not take off overnight.

Show thread

brilliant food idea 

Fondue, but it’s melted butter instead of cheese.

I have never seen my child more afraid than when they see a vehicle with a mouth.

Show older is a Mastodon instance for moms!