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I'm thinking about the time I had to teach my coworker how to scroll with a track pad.

I just love the screaming and going limp phase

I decided to do clean sheet night on Monday instead of my usual Sunday this week and now the week/rest of my life is off.

Hey have you guys heard about sourdough?

6 am was reasonable.
5:30 was okay.
5 was irritating.
4:30 was rude.
4 was absurd.
But 3:30?????????????????

I started this bit with my mom where I yell "stop looking at my butt" when she is clearly not looking at my butt and it's going really well so far

“thank you for showing interest in helping with your diaper, but we don’t typically put things that have been on our butt in our mouth” and “please don’t try to take a bite out of the potty seat” have been said too many times this afternoon.

I’d like to thank Hunky Hank for the added # in that toot

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I told Henri I can’t read before 6 am. #

We are playing a game called “kiss my truck” where we kiss trucks and sometimes each other.

Help my child insists on eating the weird crusty end of the banana peel

selfie, ec 

If you’re tired and it shows clap your hands 👏👏

My mother just coached Alex on how to eat chips without crunching.

Not pictured: a toddler who has been up since 3:30 screaming, broken glass in the dishwasher, and a poorly sliced very burnt bagel

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I'd like to announce that Henri did a very good thing. After an abrupt transition to one nap, with almost no daytime sleep all week, they slept for 2 hours and 12 minutes are now playing quietly in their crib with their large stuffed goose.

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