Sydney (admom) @sydney@cooler.mom

I started this bit with my mom where I yell "stop looking at my butt" when she is clearly not looking at my butt and it's going really well so far

“thank you for showing interest in helping with your diaper, but we don’t typically put things that have been on our butt in our mouth” and “please don’t try to take a bite out of the potty seat” have been said too many times this afternoon.

I’d like to thank Hunky Hank for the added # in that toot

I told Henri I can’t read before 6 am. #

We are playing a game called “kiss my truck” where we kiss trucks and sometimes each other.

Help my child insists on eating the weird crusty end of the banana peel

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My mother just coached Alex on how to eat chips without crunching.

Not pictured: a toddler who has been up since 3:30 screaming, broken glass in the dishwasher, and a poorly sliced very burnt bagel

Happy Saturday

I am so happy about this.

I'd like to announce that Henri did a very good thing. After an abrupt transition to one nap, with almost no daytime sleep all week, they slept for 2 hours and 12 minutes are now playing quietly in their crib with their large stuffed goose.

henri awake: I have so much to do, I can't get anything done, this is frustrating and suffocating

henri asleep: I guess I'll just...sit here and watch them sleep?

I ordered a loaf of bread thinking it was a regular (just little overpriced) load of bread and to my surprise it is as large as my child.

I appreciate my husband and his ability to tolerate a child screaming in his ear way longer than I can.

I finally finished painting my office/studio over the weekend and spent a little time getting settled in. I am thrilled to have a somewhat useable space again. Not sure when I'll have time to make much of anything, but at least it's getting unpacked and ready.

gonna go wake a sleeping baby wish me luck

Nothing brings my child more joy than going elbow deep into my glass of water to fish around for an ice cube.

Ten. Minute. Nap. 😭