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The TV show I had been watching isn't available anymore so I have no other option besides to start watching Frasier from the beginning for the fourth time.

Is 78oz of water for a 20 minute bike ride overkill? Asking for a friend.

if I even think about checking how long my child has been napping they wake up.

(they did not crack a smile the entire sled ride)

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My mother is insisting on teaching my child the chicken dance

I’m entertaining my child by putting a tiny sock on the remote while. They squeal with joy for 5 seconds before screaming “all done” and crying. Do they like it? Do they hate it? Who’s to say.

mom, moving, and motherhood 

My mom moves in with us today while she looks for a home out here. I haven’t seen her since early January, which is the longest I’ve ever gone without seeing her in my entire life. It’s been weird and I’ve missed her a lot, but I also feel like it gave me space to really become a mom myself. We got a room all set up for her and she’ll isolate in there until her test on Saturday. I have so many emotions but mostly I just can’t wait to hug my mom.

baking 

gonna make a million pie crusts tonight

It's great. It's fine. I definitely wasn't trying to get anything done today. nope.

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My therapist and I named the place I often want to escape to as 'The Vault'. I used to imagine it as a bomb shelter/isolation tank kind of thing, but in the last few months it has involved into more of a Patrick from SpongeBobs house situation and I don't know how to feel about that.

In the words of Henri "duh do dee duh ubaaaaaaa ALL DONE pfttttttttttt ugh"

I love the weekend, where I do almost the exact same things I do all week in the exact same place at the exact same times

Watching my husband spread things with spoons brings me great sadness

On tonights episode of This American Wife...

“You’d think chimney people would be into the devil!” he yelled, as he carried a small child up the stairs.

my child might possibility have the most teeth of any human in the world

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