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The last 30 minutes has been a rollercoaster of good, horrible, great, and bad news. I need a nap now.

My mother just accused me of not being able to write in cursive.

When I see my baby stirring as I’m getting ready for bed my gut reaction is “Quick! Hurry up and fall asleep before they wake up!” as if they would wake up, see me sleeping, and change their mind about loudly crying.


I have a bag of flour for the first time in what feels like ages and I am overwhelmed with what to do with it.

Today is the day I finally locked Alex in the basement!

somehow the marketing copy I am writing has turned into the lyrics to 50 ways to leave your lover

I just remembered that in 2013 I purchased 500 temporary tattoos with my face on them.

The search for a not too ugly gardening clog begins

Henri slept for 14 hours last night and I slept for 8.5 and I FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON.

My mother in law let it slip that she got me a magnolia tree for my birthday. It just looks like a bucket of twigs right now, but someday it will be a beautiful big tree with beautiful blossoms that I will yell at the squirrels for eating.

It must feel so weird and incredible to discover the ability to move. Before, they'd lay in the exact same spot for hours. Then, they unintentionally would roll onto their belly and freak out about it. Now, they do triple barrel rolls whenever they want.

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I have been watching them silently wiggle for half an hour now. I just wanna know what their plan is.

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