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Actually it means discussing nipples with anyone who wants to.
Having a baby means discussing nipple shapes at the dinner table with your in-laws is normal now.
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Motherhood is pain.
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Sometimes I use my baby’s butt to prop up my phone.
“That’s not an acceptable way to treat a ficus, Sydney.”
Trying to get a little bit of sleep and my brain goes off and has dreams about my extended family being upset that I’m neglecting my house plants, arguing that they are people too.
They are both the greatest.
I did it! Baby is a (probably not) haunted cutie and all is well.
Labor is hard you guys
Look how cute we were 12 hours ago before I turned into a hospital goblin
This is boring.
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I forgot about gin martinis!!!
Googling “cocktails” because I forgot what my other options are.
Currently between a Negroni and an Old Fashioned.
I’m going to spend the next hour thinking about what cocktail I should have once I’m done with this birthing a baby thing.
I don’t want a Halloween baby what if it’s haunted
It’s baby time!!!
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Third times the charm, right?
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