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Just spending some quality time on hold with American Airlines because spelled my own last name wrong when booking flights.

I'm going to share a tortilla chip with my dog.

Important question: Can tissues go into the recycling if they are only used to absorb tears?

I could blame this on being 8 months pregnant but this totally happened before a baby took up residence in my body too.

Today I am crying about very dumb things like having my desk set up again with two monitors and how much one of my plants grew and how happy my dog looks when he naps in the sun and how much I miss my mom and I might also be crying about the fact that I am crying.

I know it's only 11:35am eastern time, but I think I'm going to go back to bed.

I was feeling great about cloth diapers until I got them prepped and put away and now I’m tempted to close this drawer and pretend like nothing is in there.

Discussing Daddy’s Dairy and their 80 flavors of hard ice cream with @alex over breakfast.

Please let me know your thoughts when you have a chance.

Hello, I would like to introduce you my assistant Dillard.

It's 64 degrees out and I'm hugging an ice pack.

thinkin' about renaming this instance to hotter.mom because

I

AM

BOILING

Good afternoon from Dill, the sun baked sweet potato.

I do my best work when I put on an audio book or podcast and completely ignore everything they are saying.

While I have yet to get a crib or other sleeping solution for the baby, I did order a yellow boiled wool suit to keep them cozy and am very sad it does not come in my size.

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