I’d like to thank Hunky Hank for the added # in that toot
@ryan does "my friends sister's brothers ex-wife did/took/had _____ all the time and their kids turned out fine! I would never do/take/have ____ but thats just personal preference I respect my body hahahahahaha also the kids literally never slept and still aren't potty trained and I hate them but thats probably just coincidence. do it!" fall into the fuck you category?
@deneb I'm here for the trash
Not pictured: a toddler who has been up since 3:30 screaming, broken glass in the dishwasher, and a poorly sliced very burnt bagel
@alex get your baby to sleep with this one cool trick!!!
I am so happy about this.
@alex I like to call them Hunk.
@rigatonimonster cold, like mint and eucalyptus
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