I’d like to thank Hunky Hank for the added # in that toot

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I told Henri I can’t read before 6 am. #

We are playing a game called “kiss my truck” where we kiss trucks and sometimes each other.

Help my child insists on eating the weird crusty end of the banana peel

selfie, ec 

If you’re tired and it shows clap your hands 👏👏

My mother just coached Alex on how to eat chips without crunching.

@ryan does "my friends sister's brothers ex-wife did/took/had _____ all the time and their kids turned out fine! I would never do/take/have ____ but thats just personal preference I respect my body hahahahahaha also the kids literally never slept and still aren't potty trained and I hate them but thats probably just coincidence. do it!" fall into the fuck you category?

Not pictured: a toddler who has been up since 3:30 screaming, broken glass in the dishwasher, and a poorly sliced very burnt bagel

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@alex get your baby to sleep with this one cool trick!!!

I'd like to announce that Henri did a very good thing. After an abrupt transition to one nap, with almost no daytime sleep all week, they slept for 2 hours and 12 minutes are now playing quietly in their crib with their large stuffed goose.

henri awake: I have so much to do, I can't get anything done, this is frustrating and suffocating

henri asleep: I guess I'll just...sit here and watch them sleep?

large food 

I ordered a loaf of bread thinking it was a regular (just little overpriced) load of bread and to my surprise it is as large as my child.

I appreciate my husband and his ability to tolerate a child screaming in his ear way longer than I can.

I finally finished painting my office/studio over the weekend and spent a little time getting settled in. I am thrilled to have a somewhat useable space again. Not sure when I'll have time to make much of anything, but at least it's getting unpacked and ready.

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