Sydney (admom) @sydney@cooler.mom

@redoak crunch! crunch! crunch!

I asked hank if they wanted anything from the store when I go this morning and they said they wanted a fire truck. I clarified I was going to the grocery store so it would need to be something they could eat and they clarified you can eat the wheels of a fire truck.

@baronnarcveldt congratulations!!!

drowning my sorrows in german open ended wooden children's toys

It’s the perfect day for a nice cup of hot chocolate milk

10 years ago today I was in Las Vegas and ordered an incredibly expensive bottle of water from room service because I forgot that both mini bars and vending machines existed.

Did I????

Risking my life for soup

First cry of 2022

@deneb I even got my dad and Alex both the finger specific bandage pack from welly. At least I get to use some?

At least they are fun to look at

This is definitely because I bought people fun bandaids and first aid kits for Christmas.

Is this because I bought people fun bandaids and first aid kits for Christmas?

I cut myself on the refrigerator shelf.

@grant if you have a needle and thread within reach you can turn the blanket into pants without taking the blanket off. problem solved.

Gonna attempt to move Hanks nap from 10:30/11am to 12:30/1pm in an attempt to fix this horrible sleep we’ve been having and get him napping at a “normal” time. It’s almost noon and they are still pretty happy.

@alex your who?

@deneb that’s so pretty!!!

It did not end well and now my robe and pants are in the washing machine.

@deneb thank you! I do have today off work but unfortunately my other boss has a no call out policy so I will have to supervise trains and make 47 snacks while nursing my injury.