Happy Father’s Day to the person I’ve spent the most nights sleeping next to.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who takes out our trash.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who gets weird before you want them to.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who owns an illegal amount of Steely Dan shirts and hats.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who says yes to pretty much all of my ideas, unless they involve rearranging furniture.