Happy Father’s Day to the person I’ve spent the most nights sleeping next to.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who takes out our trash.

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Happy Father’s Day to the person who gets weird before you want them to.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who owns an illegal amount of Steely Dan shirts and hats.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who says yes to pretty much all of my ideas, unless they involve rearranging furniture.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who will always give you the entire tissue box even if you specifically ask for only one tissue.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who is wants to be stronger than my dad was for my mom.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who occasionally will do a little dance like a crab.

@sydney I have never needed just one tissue is the thing

@touk I will admit the desire to rearrange everything strikes often and usually at less than ideal moments, like 10 minutes into watching a movie.

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