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Welcome to Henri’s Party Hour where you wake up screaming and then proceed to make sounds that sound a lot like “hi dada” over and over while giggling to yourself and trying to eat your moms chin.

Bonus points if you still keep trying to talk while nursing for 40+ minutes

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@rigatonimonster Thank you for joining our party. We are now in the loudly grunting and heavy breathing portion of our event.

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