proof my husband is a monster
@sydney what on earth
@redoak When I asked him what the hell happened his response was that he was only using one hand. Somehow this seems harder than just cutting it in half???
@sydney is this a real life riff on the advice column guy with the cake-cutting bullshit?
@redoak oh shit that reminded me that I cut our wedding cake like a monster. I panicked and cut a rectangle out of it instead of a triangle.
@sydney so the lime is payback
@sydney Alex! No!
cooler.mom is a Mastodon instance for moms!