I am here to admit that I referred to my unborn child as "stupid baby" on a call at work today.

I didn't really mean that the baby was stupid (although I'm pretty sure they are born knowing very little?) but it came out wrong and I was too tired to fix it so I just kept talking and hoped no one noticed.

Anyways, now I'm getting messages on Slack asking how my stupid baby is doing.

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My stupid baby is fine, thank you for asking.

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