I am here to admit that I referred to my unborn child as "stupid baby" on a call at work today.
I didn't really mean that the baby was stupid (although I'm pretty sure they are born knowing very little?) but it came out wrong and I was too tired to fix it so I just kept talking and hoped no one noticed.
Anyways, now I'm getting messages on Slack asking how my stupid baby is doing.
My stupid baby is fine, thank you for asking.
@sydney babies dont even know who dave grohl is smh dumb babies
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