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mombot is operated by dadmin @alex, with my guidance, because this admom reached her cap for learning new things this week.

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😎 is an instance for moms. Moms can be any or no gender. The path which they became a mom doesn’t matter here, but they have to have, had, or be expecting at least one human child.

Registrations on are application-or-invite-only.

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval!

Someone come please paint all the doors and trim in my house I will pay you in exclusive Henri content and Alex secrets.

my favorite part of motherhood 

photo of alcohol 

It is amazing how good a sold 6 hours of sleep feels after a week of 3 to 4 hour chunks.

no one told me that after the newborn smell fades, babies just smell like hot yogurt and dead skin.

I asked Siri to play vampire weekend while the baby was screaming and I got pantera instead.

ladybug fact, bug blood 

Do you ever feel the teeth in your mouth and wondered if they changed shape? I don’t remember this one feeling so square.

I would never text my husband stating that I was going to make a turkey sandwich, seasoned with my tears. never.

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Which are meaner

selfie, ec 

Alex is helping my mom figure out how to play Final Fantasy and it is very cute.

My first out of town trip with a significant other was to the Mustard Museum, so mustard and romance are forever linked in my mind.

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I wish I was being sarcastic, but I am not. Instead I am a proud 2 time visitor to the Mustard Museum in Madison, WI.

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I love when places you would not expect to have a valentines day sale, have a valentines day sale. Like Maille, a popular mustard and pickle brand.

How many grocery lists I made: 2

How many grocery lists I took to the grocery store: 0

Amazon, please stop trying to get me to buy a cloth diaper cover that reads "papas little helper" with hearts and wrenches printed all over it.

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