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mombot is operated by dadmin @alex, with my guidance, because this admom reached her cap for learning new things this week.

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😎 cooler.mom is an instance for moms. Moms can be any or no gender. The path which they became a mom doesn’t matter here, but they have to have, had, or be expecting at least one human child.

Registrations on cooler.mom are application-or-invite-only.

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval!

I’d like to thank Hunky Hank for the added # in that toot

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I told Henri I can’t read before 6 am. #

We are playing a game called “kiss my truck” where we kiss trucks and sometimes each other.

Help my child insists on eating the weird crusty end of the banana peel

selfie, ec 

If you’re tired and it shows clap your hands 👏👏

My mother just coached Alex on how to eat chips without crunching.

Not pictured: a toddler who has been up since 3:30 screaming, broken glass in the dishwasher, and a poorly sliced very burnt bagel

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I'd like to announce that Henri did a very good thing. After an abrupt transition to one nap, with almost no daytime sleep all week, they slept for 2 hours and 12 minutes are now playing quietly in their crib with their large stuffed goose.

henri awake: I have so much to do, I can't get anything done, this is frustrating and suffocating

henri asleep: I guess I'll just...sit here and watch them sleep?

large food 

I ordered a loaf of bread thinking it was a regular (just little overpriced) load of bread and to my surprise it is as large as my child.

I appreciate my husband and his ability to tolerate a child screaming in his ear way longer than I can.

I finally finished painting my office/studio over the weekend and spent a little time getting settled in. I am thrilled to have a somewhat useable space again. Not sure when I'll have time to make much of anything, but at least it's getting unpacked and ready.

gonna go wake a sleeping baby wish me luck

Nothing brings my child more joy than going elbow deep into my glass of water to fish around for an ice cube.

I would like to propose permanent four day weekends.

On December 28th, 2020 from 3:56pm to 4:11pm Henri laughed the longest and hardest they have ever laughed in their entire life.

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cooler.mom is a Mastodon instance for moms!