Sydney (admom) @sydney@cooler.mom

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mombot is operated by dadmin @alex, with my guidance, because this admom reached her cap for learning new things this week.

😎 cooler.mom is an instance for moms. Moms can be any or no gender. The path which they became a mom doesn’t matter here, but they have to have, had, or be expecting at least one human child.

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I think the job title of “lactation consultant” is one of the worst word combos so I’ve been trying to come up with alternatives...

I have an appointment with my milk guide later today.

The boob analyst said my supply is great.

The sucking supervisor helped with the baby’s latch.

Where can I get a remote controlled floating bassinet? Asking for a friend.

No harps for baby.

That’s such a bad idea

Maybe I should get a harp

It turns out my baby loves the sound of harps

I’m not saying I have super powers, but I can tell time with my boobs now.

I have completely forgotten how to type in the 4ish weeks I've been away from work.

Hello @lennie I hear you would like to see some bread. I made this for Thanksgiving. It’s a cheddar chive bread. It was very good.

I was mostly there for the chicken that played tambourine in the cat rock band.

I am not a cat person despite seeing the Acrocats, the acrobatic cat circus, live about 7 years ago.

Alex is asleep and I’m bad at choosing what to put on so I’m watching a documentary about the Canadian cat show circuit.

Left 6oz of milk out on the counter all day and had to toss it. Only cried a lot.

Okay cool now they are open but rolled back so just the whites are showing and he’s making kissy faces

baby is sleeping with their eyes open and it’s creeping me out

Yeah I had lunch before 10am

Upgraded to using my baby’s torso to hold my plate while I was feeding him so I could eat breakfast too.

We’re still discussing butter over here

I’ve read like 20% of a book about butter and my favorite color is yellow so I’m the expert in this house.

I’ve been wearing my shirt backwards for the last 3 hours.