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🤖 Follow @mombot for administrative updates, domain blocks, and new emoji announcements on this instance.

mombot is operated by dadmin @alex, with my guidance, because this admom reached her cap for learning new things this week.

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😎 is an instance for moms. Moms can be any or no gender. The path which they became a mom doesn’t matter here, but they have to have, had, or be expecting at least one human child.

Registrations on are application-or-invite-only.

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval!

I’m taking it to the next level of New England Mom by fertilizing my vegetable garden while wearing Birkenstock’s with grippy hospital socks.

do I need another living thing with sharp bits to care for?

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baking recommendation 

biscuits of both varieties

“They are so old” I said to my husband between sobs while nursing my 6.5 month old to sleep

It's Sunday and I do not want to be awake right now.

I’m trying to figure out which one of Henri’s baby teeth to turn into a necklace when it falls out.

why is a blanket being described as having a "frothy" texture???

I work with a lot of arts organizations so the odds of them trusting my typo as truth is high.

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how many times today am I gonna type sing up instead of sign up?

Bonus points if you still keep trying to talk while nursing for 40+ minutes

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Welcome to Henri’s Party Hour where you wake up screaming and then proceed to make sounds that sound a lot like “hi dada” over and over while giggling to yourself and trying to eat your moms chin.

The last 30 minutes has been a rollercoaster of good, horrible, great, and bad news. I need a nap now.

My mother just accused me of not being able to write in cursive.

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