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🤖 Follow @mombot for administrative updates, domain blocks, and new emoji announcements on this instance.

mombot is operated by dadmin @alex, with my guidance, because this admom reached her cap for learning new things this week.

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😎 is an instance for moms. Moms can be any or no gender. The path which they became a mom doesn’t matter here, but they have to have, had, or be expecting at least one human child.

Registrations on are application-or-invite-only.

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval!

mammal probs, bad job titles 

Where can I get a remote controlled floating bassinet? Asking for a friend.

It turns out my baby loves the sound of harps

mammal probs, thanks baby 

I have completely forgotten how to type in the 4ish weeks I've been away from work.

food photo 

I was mostly there for the chicken that played tambourine in the cat rock band.

I am not a cat person despite seeing the Acrocats, the acrobatic cat circus, live about 7 years ago.

Alex is asleep and I’m bad at choosing what to put on so I’m watching a documentary about the Canadian cat show circuit.

mammal probs 

Okay cool now they are open but rolled back so just the whites are showing and he’s making kissy faces

baby is sleeping with their eyes open and it’s creeping me out

Upgraded to using my baby’s torso to hold my plate while I was feeding him so I could eat breakfast too.

We’re still discussing butter over here

I’ve read like 20% of a book about butter and my favorite color is yellow so I’m the expert in this house.

I’ve been wearing my shirt backwards for the last 3 hours.

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