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mombot is operated by dadmin @alex, with my guidance, because this admom reached her cap for learning new things this week.

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😎 is an instance for moms. Moms can be any or no gender. The path which they became a mom doesn’t matter here, but they have to have, had, or be expecting at least one human child.

Registrations on are application-or-invite-only.

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval!

did you know that if you spend an entire hour of therapy talking about doing the dishes that you will for sure come home to a broken dishwasher?

The baby tracking app we use offers up the weirdest advice. Yesterday it was reminding me I could put my hair in a ponytail and today it’s telling me to make a large batch of meatballs for snacks.

I spent the short time I had without the baby doing work instead of taking a shower (it's been a while...) or working out (it's been even longer...) or taking a nap (haha a what?) or doing literally anything enjoyable.

things like type on my computer with both hands or pee when my body tells me I should

I love my baby but I also love being able to do (basically) whatever I want whenever I want.

I am simply asking my husband to read my mind because I can't remember the name of the type of blinds I am thinking of and don't have the words to describe what they look like.

the recommended section based on my past kindle purchases is suggesting a book about whole 30 or war and peace...

and I wonder why my baby is covered in crumbs all the time...

Imagine being soothed by a bright light in your face and someone loudly singing Take Me Home Country Roads while rocking you aggressively.

Imagine the maximum time you'e ever been upset being an hour and a half.

Last night the baby screamed their little noggin off for an hour and a half, which is the longest they have ever been upset for in their 9 weeks of life.

surprise food 

Sometimes I take photos of my baby crying.


Are chocolate milk and hot chocolate basically the same thing at different temperatures???

You ever feel so tired it’s like your brain is gonna fall out of your eyes? Like maybe your head is gonna float away? Like your skull is made of meringue?

Good morning. I spilled half of my coffee into the slightly open dishwasher full of clean dishes.


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