Sydney (admom) @sydney@cooler.mom

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mombot is operated by dadmin @alex, with my guidance, because this admom reached her cap for learning new things this week.

😎 cooler.mom is an instance for moms. Moms can be any or no gender. The path which they became a mom doesn’t matter here, but they have to have, had, or be expecting at least one human child.

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Someone come please paint all the doors and trim in my house I will pay you in exclusive Henri content and Alex secrets.

when your baby wakes up after 8 hours and ends up falling back to sleep without needing you so you pump 10oz and eat a cookie while playing solitaire in bed.

It’s ridiculous and I do not care.

It is amazing how good a sold 6 hours of sleep feels after a week of 3 to 4 hour chunks.

no one told me that after the newborn smell fades, babies just smell like hot yogurt and dead skin.

I asked Siri to play vampire weekend while the baby was screaming and I got pantera instead.

apparently ladybugs have something called a reflex bleeding where they just like, bleed when they get scared.

Do you ever feel the teeth in your mouth and wondered if they changed shape? I don’t remember this one feeling so square.

I would never text my husband stating that I was going to make a turkey sandwich, seasoned with my tears. never.

I am not dramatic.

Which are meaner

Motherhood is very hard and also very good and also very lonely and also very full.

Henri likes the Talking Heads.

Alex is helping my mom figure out how to play Final Fantasy and it is very cute.

My first out of town trip with a significant other was to the Mustard Museum, so mustard and romance are forever linked in my mind.

I wish I was being sarcastic, but I am not. Instead I am a proud 2 time visitor to the Mustard Museum in Madison, WI.

I love you so much, here is some mustard.

I love when places you would not expect to have a valentines day sale, have a valentines day sale. Like Maille, a popular mustard and pickle brand.

How many grocery lists I made: 2

How many grocery lists I took to the grocery store: 0

Amazon, please stop trying to get me to buy a cloth diaper cover that reads "papas little helper" with hearts and wrenches printed all over it.