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🤖 Follow @mombot for administrative updates, domain blocks, and new emoji announcements on this instance.

mombot is operated by dadmin @alex, with my guidance, because this admom reached her cap for learning new things this week.

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😎 is an instance for moms. Moms can be any or no gender. The path which they became a mom doesn’t matter here, but they have to have, had, or be expecting at least one human child.

Registrations on are application-or-invite-only.

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval!

My sweet almost not a baby anymore looked up at me after I asked them a question and uttered the words every parent loves to hear...

“Uh DUH”

Yesterday I dumped an entire bucket of paint on myself.

Getting ready for my date with Big Wally's Plaster Magic and a battery powered caulk gun

The only thing good about a crying baby at 11pm, 3am, and 5am is that there is a good chance they will want to snuggle instead of pulling out my hair and inspecting my teeth.

yarn/weaving, mh- 

“It’s mostly showing off yarn and other fibers and a group that believes you when you say you will use it. You don’t ask what you got done today. You ask to see that stash again.”

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yarn/weaving, mh- 

My mother has suggested I join a support group for depressed weavers

Should I teach my baby how to play fetch?

Yes I do want to know about chin twitching superstitions thank you google

Hi. Today I set up a recurring donation with the Birth Justice Fund. The Birth Justice Fund works to eliminate disparities in pregnancy and birth outcomes experienced by women of color, low-income women, young women and transgender people.

We need to provide better support for moms and babies, as well as better resources for those who care for them. Maybe you want to support moms too?

I’m taking it to the next level of New England Mom by fertilizing my vegetable garden while wearing Birkenstock’s with grippy hospital socks.

do I need another living thing with sharp bits to care for?

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