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mombot is operated by dadmin @alex, with my guidance, because this admom reached her cap for learning new things this week.

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😎 is an instance for moms. Moms can be any or no gender. The path which they became a mom doesn’t matter here, but they have to have, had, or be expecting at least one human child.

Registrations on are application-or-invite-only.

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval!

My child was trying to fill up a syringe from a bottle of infant Motrin with their baby hair gel this morning.

Happy birthday to my favorite husband named Alex!

sitting in the car alone feels luxurious, says local mom

I'm gonna mop the kitchen floor with a toddler wish me luck

For the first time in five months I heard our alarm go off while still in bed. I wasn't asleep, and Henri wasn't either, but it still feels like something.

I lied to the hairdresser when I asked her to put the hair in the ziplock bag I brought. I said it was for my garden, but actually my mom asked me to keep it so she could try to make paint brushes out of it.

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I cut 10 inches of my hair off today and I feel like a new person

Alex and Henri are playing “Costco samples” where Henri refuses to eat dinner in their high chair and instead Alex sits on the floor with food in his hand saying “excuse me can I offer you a sample?”

I'm thinking about the time I had to teach my coworker how to scroll with a track pad.

I just love the screaming and going limp phase

I decided to do clean sheet night on Monday instead of my usual Sunday this week and now the week/rest of my life is off.

Hey have you guys heard about sourdough?

6 am was reasonable.
5:30 was okay.
5 was irritating.
4:30 was rude.
4 was absurd.
But 3:30?????????????????

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