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🤖 Follow @mombot for administrative updates, domain blocks, and new emoji announcements on this instance.

mombot is operated by dadmin @alex, with my guidance, because this admom reached her cap for learning new things this week.

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😎 is an instance for moms. Moms can be any or no gender. The path which they became a mom doesn’t matter here, but they have to have, had, or be expecting at least one human child.

Registrations on are application-or-invite-only.

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval!

Hank was spraying me with their electric hose (power cord to the blender) full of “hot germ water” to keep me safe because I wasn’t wearing my apron while I cooked breakfast.

I would almost certainly never leave the house for anything other than the grocery store or garden center if it weren't for @alex

work +/- 

I have been working pretty much non stop for the last week after an awful situation drove a lot of potential clients our way. I finally feel like I am making real progress though. There is still so much to do but I’ve closed 12 deals since Friday and my plan for expedited onboarding is actually working.

While cleaning up from dinner I heard hank yell at my mom “you are a sewage person!”

Important announcement from Hank: Cow milk is from…yarn????

Who needs sleep when you can stay up late painting underwear!?

Picture Picture from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood is the original Frame TV.

Help I just offered to put on “construction music” and I have no idea what that even is

you can lead a toddler to a toilet, but you can't make them pee (or stop whining)

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turns out painting small trucks on small underwear is actually incredibly time consuming

I am the person you call when you need an improvised guided meditation about excavators.

I mowed the lawn yesterday for the first time in my life and Alex described my technique as "swoopy" and I will be taking that as a compliment

Happy Father’s Day to the person who knows how to work our TV.

Happy Father’s Day to the person who occasionally will do a little dance like a crab.

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Happy Father’s Day to the person who is wants to be stronger than my dad was for my mom.

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