Sydney (admom) @sydney@cooler.mom

Insurance is making us break up for the second time (first when I moved out of state, second from the emergency licensing expiring) in a few weeks so this seems like a really good option.

I think my therapist should buy the house thats for sale next door and then they could see me anytime.

Fuck teeth

I love crying in business meetings!

I got a bulb catalog in the mail and now I'm trying to convince myself that 215 tulip and narcissus bulbs is a conservative amount to order.

Alex wont let me name our potential second child a first name that is one letter different from his last name what is wrong with him???

My mom told me I am not old enough to drive by myself.

Great job hitting the milestone of stringing words together with classics like “love milk” and “turtle mama”.

Hank called me “turtle mama” when they saw me in my green underwear.

Alex: “we love mama”

Henri: “love milk”

All I want to do is buy plants and then look at them and maybe touch them too.

it's beneficial nematode day!

I never thought I would say this but I can't wait for my order of 2,000 eggs to arrive

I was showing my her the cucumber sprouts that had popped up in the garden when she commented how it must be hard to tell when they are ready because of all the dirt.

My mom had a moment earlier today and thought that cucumbers grew in the ground like a potato and I will never let her live that down.

I don't want to do anything

I really should have taken a before picture but I added a path through one of our beds today. It was mostly trampled weeds before. The creeping thyme should fill out between the steps which will smell nice when you walk over it.

Hank insisted I open the baby body oil. They then stole the dropper and quickly squeezed it into their mouth and asked for more.

I let Hank pick which flavor seltzer we were going to share and they said “ball” and pointed to cranberry lime.

I want a luxurious bath