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ICYMI my queer indie pop band The Crystal Furs have released an album! We’ve got songs about queer awakening, architecture, trans rights, and firebombing your landlord

The limited edition CDs are more than half sold out, so if you were one the fence... They’re still £6, and the wrap-around artwork by our keyboardist Kara is rad af ✨

This is the last I’ll bug y’all about it I promise!

crystalfurs.bandcamp.com/album

‪*slaps own ass* this baby can fit so many progesterone pills in it‬

mh (-) 

Unlocked my account and follow requested a bunch of people in an attempt to feel less lonely...

ICYMI my queer indie pop band The Crystal Furs have released an album! We’ve got songs about queer awakening, architecture, trans rights, and firebombing your landlord

The limited edition CDs are more than half sold out, so if you were one the fence... They’re still £6, and the wrap-around artwork by our keyboardist Kara is rad af ✨

This is the last I’ll bug y’all about it I promise!

crystalfurs.bandcamp.com/album

crystalfurs.bandcamp.com/album

My band’s album is out! It’s indie pop with a queer and trans focus; I’m really proud of it, and I hope you give it a listen, or even buy a copy :blobmiou:

Finally done mixing and mastering the new album! It’s got so many variations: streaming, download, a CD-only “concept album” mix, and a special vintage 1966-style mono mix with different instruments and takes and fades and other Easter eggs. I think total I put about 100 hours into the mix and master over the last two months

Lewd, HRT, directed at reader 

Me: *licks the prog tablet and affixes it to the end of your girldick* “okay, time to boof my prog~”

‪I boof two prog in the morning‬
‪I boof two prog at night‬
‪I boof two prog in the afternoon‬
‪It make me feel all right‬

‪I boof two prog in times of peace‬
‪And two in times of war‬
‪I boof two prog ‬
‪before I boof two prog‬
‪And then I boof two more‬

See, the problem is that computers are spoonies that have been convinced they’re codependent service tops. If they’d just say “I don’t have the spoons” when I ask to install that new windows partition instead of trying for an hour before failing, we’d both be better off.

What is a sub? A miserable little pile of keysmashes

The platonic ideal of futch is a hot pink El Camino.

big tiddy goth wife, big tiddy goth life

The straights ruined romantic hyperbole which is why the queers went nihilistic

So obviously Santa Claus is a trans man

Selfie (slightly lewd) 

This bra and top combo are doing a thing...

Aaaaa my band The Crystal Furs released their first song of 2020!

crystalfurs.bandcamp.com/album

I’d love it if you listened to it, and told us what you think! and.... maybe bought it for a dollar?

Thinking about assembling a PowerPoint deck explaining why Captain Kirk is obviously a trans man.

Vaguely lewd HRT 

The itching means my boobs are becoming more powerful

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