The Illinois Department of Public Health has a very comprehensive drop-down menu for picking your preferred language, which is good, except that it is so comprehensive that it includes "English, Middle (1100-1500)" and "English, Old (ca. 400-1100)" right under English, also there's "Egyptian (Ancient)", "German, Old High ca. 1050-1500", "Irish, Old (to 900)", "Low Saxon", and, maybe most perplexingly, "Indo-European languages"


@Pixley omg really? wow. 馃槀

@deneb do they have an Old English interpreter on staff?? You gotta wonder

@Pixley i鈥檇 be so tempted to select it.

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