@Pixley i’m really bad at typing in these boxes.

Open to see my absolutely horrible new dress in . I love it so much.

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Making a post about my newsletter so I can pin it, subscribe to Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime and tell your friends, fuckos http://www.tinyletter.com/pixleyamelia

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I may not have anything "cool" or "interesting" or any "rare fish" or whatever but I do have a sweater with a red panda on it #acnh

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It just occurred to me that every "kudos to X for banding together and getting Y done on short notice" should be followed by an apology for letting that happen in the first place.

Am I getting on ACNH for my 25 minute break??? You betcha.

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‪ Can we just officially cancel April Fool’s Day this year but also forever?‬

What a day already. Just crown me fire-putter-outer queen. Do it.

It’s fine. I don’t need this book. He can have it if he wants it that badly.

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I’m going to make my schedule for tomorrow, and then get ready for bed.

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I should just go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight. However I feel like it’s already one hour past reasonable.

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I made you a new Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime, it is about a radio therapist who can't radio therapy her way out of a sticky situation with a BAD TWIN: http://tinyletter.com/pixleyamelia/letters/the-bad-twin-dtmwagl-10

@openess No worries! I can come to your island later, I’ll gather some goodies for you, do you have a knitted grass backpack? I can make one for you.

@openess Pick as much fruit as you like, fish, shells, bugs. Explore away! There are lots of flower seeds in the shop. Some of them might be new for you!

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