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He works hard for the money
So hard for it honey
He works hard for the money
So you better treat him right

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I think I would have made a good detective.

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I’ve never written an intro post. I wouldn’t even know what to put in it. Sincere poster. That’s it, that’s the post.

I’m looking for a word game app that I can play with my mom and oh boy this *5 star review* for Scrabble Go is a head scratcher.

food +++ 

@Pixley What a great recipe! I sautéed garlic, onions, and spinach and mixed in a cashew cheese sauce with the tomato paste. I used great northern beans. So good!!! @Sissas

A short video of the Chehalis River, a short walk from my house, which topped its banks and caused minor flooding of its usual floodplain.

The Chehalis River flows through southwest Washington, and is the second largest watershed in the state: first flowing east from its source in the Willapa Hills, then north through small urban areas, then slowly it turns west again, through farms and small towns, before opening up into Grays Harbor and the Pacific Ocean. (Now you know!)

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weird body thing, hair 

So all the hairs on my head grow like this. Two-for-one special.

I forgot the federated timeline existed until somebody mentioned it just now.

Watching Twister. Flipping love this movie. RIP Bill and Phillip. 🌪

I can’t even begin to tell you how much I hate a certain investment company’s commercial that plays Tears for Fears.

So the American pigeon who flew to Australia and therefore must die, has been determined to be actually an Australian pigeon with a counterfeit leg band and so may live, and I still have a LOT of questions about this situation

I just saw an article about octopuses rolling on ecstasy and JFC we have strayed so far from the light.

TV trivia 

He’s a jilted fiancé in season 7. Has grown a beard. Looks much more like the Mandalorian now. This is the way.

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TV trivia 

TIL Pedro Pascal, rocking some super cute dimples, plays Robin Tunney’s love interest in season 6 of The Mentalist. This is the way.

Amazon Alternative (Bulk supplies) and retro 90s web 

I used to order a bunch of vegan dry goods from Amazon, and most were supplied by a company called Barry Farm.

Turns out their non-Amazon web store is an amazingly retro perl-powered CGI script. It's a thing of beauty, complete with bare minimum javascript and heavily-dithered graphical elements.

http://www.barryfarm.com/our_store.htm

food +++ 

I made the lemon tofu with rice finally! It was amazing!!! (Hat tip to @deneb for tracking down the recipe for me!)

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