#Selfie thread. See replies!
Attention young queers: if you don’t have a good relationship with your mom, or if you just want a new one for any reason, I will be your Mom.
• I will never hassle you about your gender, sexuality, income, relationship status, or number of children.
• Excellent listener.
• You will be welcome to visit at any time, including holidays, but never required or pressured.
• Automatic enrollment in the Queer Auntie Network.
Reply here or DM for more information 🦒💕
losing my fucking rn. this baby is already strong and coordinated enough to move the furniture around and climb up on damn near anything. nothing is fucking safe. i can barely leave the room long enough to use the toilet so trying to fix us lunch is completely out of the question. looks like you’re eating saltines today cuz that’s the only zero prep food in the house, kiddo.
saved the baby from electrocution last night but the outlet is fucked up and we lost that power strip. everything plugged into it was fine tho.
$20 trip to home depot got us a locking outlet cover and a good extension cord, so it shouldn’t happen again.
i was so scared and surprised and angry all at once, i haven’t shouted like that in uhh, ever. i was a little hoarse for a few hours lol.
if i find one more “clean” dish with a greasy outside/underside because the last person who “washed” dishes in this house skipped that part,, i probably won’t do anything but i will *feel* like strangling someone and throwing things.
y’all wanna be treated like adults? maybe act like adults and quit half-assing every task you’re given (just an idea lol).
#Blippi likes The Smashing Pumpkins, it’s canon 🎃 🚜
✨🌺 Jessica 🦒✨
she/her | 29 | 👩👩👧 | NOLA
Married Lesbian, Mother of One
Autistic (amongst other things)
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