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Attention young queers: if you don’t have a good relationship with your mom, or if you just want a new one for any reason, I will be your Mom.

Benefitsβ€”
β€’ I will never hassle you about your gender, sexuality, income, relationship status, or number of children.
β€’ Excellent listener.
β€’ You will be welcome to visit at any time, including holidays, but never required or pressured.
β€’ Automatic enrollment in the Queer Auntie Network.

Reply here or DM for more information πŸ¦’πŸ’•

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Hello, fellow Cool Moms!

I’m Jessica, a mentally-ill disabled queer mom living in New Orleans (Louisiana, USA) with my wife and daughter πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβšœοΈ

I’m sure I have interests but I can’t think of anything right now, check the replies πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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baby spilled tea on the remote and it stopped working, but i entombed it in rice overnight and it’s fine now.

g-d bless affordable and convenient dessicants

rearranged the living room to make more space for the baby. so far, so good

alcohol 

if i find one more β€œclean” dish with a greasy outside/underside because the last person who β€œwashed” dishes in this house skipped that part,, i probably won’t do anything but i will *feel* like strangling someone and throwing things.

y’all wanna be treated like adults? maybe act like adults and quit half-assing every task you’re given (just an idea lol).

giving the baby food while she’s in her play pen has the same energy as that scene in jurassic park where they lower a cow into the raptor enclosure

> thinks about napping for one second
> baby: *screaming, slamming, throwing things*
> nvm

i am supposed to be studying and practicing for technical job interviews but baby has not been cooperating for the last several days please help πŸ™ƒ

@SapphicGiraffic made a huge mess, not sure if she actually ate any of it, results inconclusive πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

why is watching VHS rips of old Reading Rainbow episodes so fucking satisfying? πŸ“ΌπŸŒˆπŸ“š

I need recommendations for good children’s programming channels on YouTube or similar.

I already have access to lots of cartoons, but i want more videos of like, just regular people doing stuff, kids and adults, going about their day. Stuff like Blippi is okay too.

Any thoughts?

i honestly think i’m even more entertained by Blippi videos than my daughter is

i can’t hardly wait to move out of this house into something with more space. baby is very energetic and needs room to run around but it’s just not safe here :/

Absolutely miraculous how long humanity has lasted when human babies are Like That

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