#Selfie thread. See replies!
Attention young queers: if you don’t have a good relationship with your mom, or if you just want a new one for any reason, I will be your Mom.
• I will never hassle you about your gender, sexuality, income, relationship status, or number of children.
• Excellent listener.
• You will be welcome to visit at any time, including holidays, but never required or pressured.
• Automatic enrollment in the Queer Auntie Network.
Reply here or DM for more information 🦒💕
if i find one more “clean” dish with a greasy outside/underside because the last person who “washed” dishes in this house skipped that part,, i probably won’t do anything but i will *feel* like strangling someone and throwing things.
y’all wanna be treated like adults? maybe act like adults and quit half-assing every task you’re given (just an idea lol).
@SapphicGiraffic made a huge mess, not sure if she actually ate any of it, results inconclusive 🤷🏻♀️
#Blippi likes The Smashing Pumpkins, it’s canon 🎃 🚜
✨🌺 Jessica 🦒✨
she/her | 29 | 👩👩👧 | NOLA
Married Lesbian, Mother of One
Autistic (amongst other things)
cooler.mom is a Mastodon instance for moms!